Here is my little precious doing some "crafts". It started because I was cutting out some butterfly's and she wanted to help but a wingless butterfly isnt so pretty so I stamped some things out for her and she decided she needed to colour them in - as any good kid would! I left her at my craft desk and she created til her heart was content - or until mummy spoilt the fun and said it was bed time!
Now, something else I wanted to show, my lovely friend sent me this for a belated Easter present and I just had to share with any chocolate lovers out there!
If you can't quite read it, it says:
"Girth Control Chocolate" and instead of the normal TradeMark (TM) symbol it says "YUM".
For Control of those unexpected urges.
DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.
WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition.
IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE. GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.
For best results, consume frequently.
Check out their site www.bloomsberry.com. Love the "Core Range"!
Charlotte is a cutie! My husband brought me home the 'bochoxs' variety of that chocolate. I'd be quite happy to devour a block everyday for girth control and to be wrinkle free!
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